Well, Old Falafel Bill O'Leilly, Ted Baxter, the Giant Head, well, he's having himself quite a day. We all know about his petition to have an unnamed MSNBC anchor of their 8:00pm EST time slot show fired, and we've all seen RenaRF's corresponding petition to have O'Reilly fired. Just now, Keith Olbermann also responded in kind with a great recap segment of Bill's dubious history of being a
multiple Worst Person In the World award winner
And then, immediately after that segment, I clicked over to Fox to see what that muppet head was up to at the time. Well, It's not often that timing is so unbelievably serendipitous. What was he up to?
He was chatting with Geraldo Rivera and the first sentence out of his mouth was:
"I believe Iran was behind this whole mosque bombing"
It was such a stupid statement that even braindead Geraldo gave Bill a look like he was crazy and replied meekly that no it was probably Al Qaeda.
Bill O'Reilly: once again the Worst Person in the World
Why is he the worst person in the world? Not just because he's an idiot for believing that
Iran, the only country in the world up until now that is run by a strictly Shiite Muslim government, would actually be behind the bombing of one of the most sacred Mosques in the Shiite Muslim world (that's like saying the Vatican City is now currently plotting the destruction of St. Peters)
No, he is not the worst person in the world just because of that, it's because of why he is saying it. After Geraldo responded that it was probably Al Qaeda, not Iran, Bill went on a rant stating that of course it was Al Qaeda, but that they were working under orders from Iran. That Iran wants a civil war, and that all the problems in Iraq are the fault of Iran
Why? Because none of it could be the fault of people like him who peddled non-stop propaganda to the American public to help get us into this war that has led to such things as the Samarra mosque being bombed. And certainly none of it could be the fault of that saint of Republican mindless droids, George Bush, the Worst President Ever.
Nope, it's the fault of anybody else. The other day when Bill said we should leave Iraq, it was because all of the things that have gone wrong there are the fault of the people of Iraq just being "crazy". Now, it's also Iran's fault. Who's next? Liberal bloggers? Is it their fault, too?
Shifting the blame is such a spineless thing to do. What a petty coward. Who's fault was that whole sexual harassment incident of yours, Bill? Was it the falafal's fault for not actually being a loofah?
You know what, don't answer, Bill. Just shut up....shut up....I'll cut your damn mic!......If you don't just shut the hell up!